I can picture in my mind a world without war, a world without hate. And I can picture us attacking that world, because they'd never expect it.
Jack Handey
It is dangerous to be right when the government is wrong
Voltaire
No government can be long secure without formidable opposition
Benjamin Disraeli
Finish each day and be done with it. You have done what you could
Ralph Waldo Emerson
An atheist is a man who has no invisible means of support
John Buchan
Start where you are. Use what you have. Do what you can.
Arthur Ashe
Duct tape is like the force. It has a light side, a dark side, and it holds the universe together....
Carl Zwanzig
If it's true that our species is alone in the universe, then I'd have to say that the universe aimed rather low and settled for very little
George Carlin
Advice is what we ask for when we already know the answer but wish we didn't
Erica Jong
Nothing is as simple as we hope it will be
Jim Horning
The only way to entertain some folks is to listen to them
Kin Hubbard
To get something done, a committee should consist of no more than three men, two of whom are absent
Robert Copeland
Tradition is a guide and not a jailer
W. Somerset Maugham
It would be interesting to find out what goes on in that moment when someone looks at you and comes to all sorts of conclusions
Malcolm Gladwell
Of those who say nothing, few are silent
Thomas Neill
It is always easier to believe than to deny.
Our minds are naturally affirmative
John Burroughs
"Most conversations are simply monologues delivered in the presence of witnesses"
Margaret Millar
Sometimes
I think we're alone.
Sometimes I think we're not.
In either case, the thought
is staggering.
"Life is a great big canvas; throw all the paint on it you can"
Danny Kaye
While one person hesitates because he feels inferior, the other is busy making mistakes and becoming superior
Henry C. Link